It's amazing

Okay, so I ordered some books from Amazon on Wednesday, and the delivery estimate was for this Tuesday. However, it arrived Saturday.

It went through the USPS, and got here three days early, yet whenever something from Amazon goes through UPS or DHL, it's almost always "on the estimate" (i.e., if it had gone through UPS, it wouldn't have gotten here until Tuesday.)

It says something when the USPS can kick the shit out of UPS.

It says UPS sucks.

Justice will officially be weird

If this is what lands Simpson's ass in jail.

This isn't a shock

The Iraqis are officially tired of Blackwater's crapola. Their license to operate in Iraq has been revoked (so sorry, Blackwater, no more unsupervised mercenary strongarming tactics in Baghdad for you), and some of the employees there may be looking at criminal charges, assuming of course, that their asses haven't been Baby Doc'd out of there already. I mean, it's not like these mercenary assholes operate under the UCMJ, or, hell, much oversight. Hell, depending on who you ask, they're either immune to criminal charges for anything they do in Iraq (likely to be Blackwater's stance), or they're not (your typical Iraqi's stance).

Ladies and gentlemen, this is not supposed to resemble fucking Shadowrun, okay?

On a lighter note

Yes, it's a monkey in a bucket.