FOX News: Bringing you all the news (that doesn't reflect badly on the Bush Administration)
Okay, so I'm waiting on my food order, and watching the TV that is on in the place and what's on? FOX News.
What are they showing? A horse, stuck in a ditch, in Texas.
Right. Because there's nothing else going on in the world today.
Nope. Pretty damn dull. And now, back to a horse in a ditch.
(Note: I don't really know if the horse was in a ditch, or what. I was too busy screaming profanities at the inanity of focusing on a goddamn horse while actual news isn't being covered.)
And of course, they're probably not going to cover this.
What are they showing? A horse, stuck in a ditch, in Texas.
Right. Because there's nothing else going on in the world today.
Nope. Pretty damn dull. And now, back to a horse in a ditch.
(Note: I don't really know if the horse was in a ditch, or what. I was too busy screaming profanities at the inanity of focusing on a goddamn horse while actual news isn't being covered.)
And of course, they're probably not going to cover this.