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that tears it
Feb. 18th, 2007 08:05 pmI'm going to be verbally abusive to the next festering shithead from the university who calls me.
You see, they're only calling for one reason. To hit up the alumni for money. Which I don't have. Hell, the last moron wanted an initial donation of $500. I explained that wouldn't be possible, and that I couldn't donate any money. Apparently, "can't donate any money" translates to "ask for the next lower amount on the form that has been memorized by rote (possibly phonetically) regardless of the fact that the person said they can't donate ANY money".
$250? No, I can't donate any money.
$100. Are you familiar with the concept of no?
How about $50? *click* (Yes, this was when I hung up.)
Mind you, that was the phone call a week or so ago, and I was fairly polite (for me) then. But they are still calling.
Like I said, the next one gets it in the shorts.
I may even use the line "Is the university planning on sending over a cheerleader or an attractive foreign exchance student to give me a fabulous blowjob? No? How about a handjob and a feigned look of interest? Still no? Well, you see, we're at an impasse."
You see, they're only calling for one reason. To hit up the alumni for money. Which I don't have. Hell, the last moron wanted an initial donation of $500. I explained that wouldn't be possible, and that I couldn't donate any money. Apparently, "can't donate any money" translates to "ask for the next lower amount on the form that has been memorized by rote (possibly phonetically) regardless of the fact that the person said they can't donate ANY money".
$250? No, I can't donate any money.
$100. Are you familiar with the concept of no?
How about $50? *click* (Yes, this was when I hung up.)
Mind you, that was the phone call a week or so ago, and I was fairly polite (for me) then. But they are still calling.
Like I said, the next one gets it in the shorts.
I may even use the line "Is the university planning on sending over a cheerleader or an attractive foreign exchance student to give me a fabulous blowjob? No? How about a handjob and a feigned look of interest? Still no? Well, you see, we're at an impasse."