Dear Bellsouth

I'm not Hispanic.
I don't speak Spanish.
I can just barely manage a Mexican restaurant menu, and even then, I'm limited to the stuff I've eaten before, so I know what's supposed to be in it.

Please stop sending me special offers written in Spanish.

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Okay, it's either my next door neighbor, or the guy in the apartment above me, but someone is pounding the shit out of the wall (or floor, if it's the guy one floor up), and it's really starting to piss me off. I'm going to bed in a couple hours, and this shit shows no sign of letting up.

Edit: I really can't see it being the guy next door, considering he's got a prosethetic foot, needs a walker to get around, and is a retiree.

Edit to the edit: Just saw the next-door neighbor (the retiree) downstairs. It's not him. Therefore, the fucktard in question lives on the 8th floor. And odds are that it's the guy right above me. I do not think I would hear a heavy tool being set down a floor up and an apartment over. But the fucktard appears to have stopped. This is good.

Okay, now this is chutzpah

O.J. is doing an interview where basically he is saying "I didn't do it, but if I did, here's how I did it." (But, of course, he didn't.)

And if you believe he didn't do it, I've got two words for you.

Dumb. Ass.