I do these things so you won't have to.

If it has recently crossed your mind to try a Coca-Cola Blak.... do not.

Even if you like coffee, do not try this. This is some bastard unholy fusion of some coffee colored substance, a foul carbonated distillate, and an essence of pure evil.

And the aftertaste isn't too good either.

Thank God I had something to wash the taste out of my mouth with.