Time for some light blasphemy

Okay, so this alleged Gospel of Judas claims that Judas turned Jesus over to the Roman authorities because Jesus asked Judas to do it.

I almost immediately thought of this exchange.

Jesus: Do it man, come on do it!
Judas: No, man, bad idea. You've been drinking too much. Just sit down and relax, man.
Jesus: You saying I'm drunk? Look, an hour ago, that was water!
Judas: Yeah, but...
Jesus: Come on, man, what you got no balls?
Judas: What?
Jesus: You heard me.
Judas: Oh, that's it. What was the bet again?
Jesus: Go over to that Roman centurion and kick him square in the ass. And then point out me mooning him.
Judas: For thirty pieces of silver? Oh, yeah, it's go time.