Feb. 28th, 2006

kierthos: (Default)
Saw this on the rogue forums, had to share.

(Sing to the tune of...oh hell, if you don't know, you lose at life :) )

I see those patch notes a 'comin
They're rollin' down the threads
And I 'aint see no buffs
Since...I don't know when
I'm stuck in Rogue Nerf Prison
And the months keep draggin' on
But those patches keep a 'rollin
Until my class's nearly gone

When I was just a lowbie
My Guild Leader told me, "Son,
Always be a good rogue,
Don't ever gank no noobs."
But I stabbed a mage near Stratholme
Just to watch him die
And when I read those brand-new patch notes
I hang my head and cry

Now there's feral druids rolling
On all my leather gear
And those warlocks celebrate owning me
With their ear-piercing cheers
Well, they say I had it coming
They say I can't be free
'Cause those devs keep nerfing rogues
And that's what tortures me

Well if they freed me from this prison
If some of those buffs were mine
I'd bet I'd put upon these forum boards
A LOT less whine
Far from Rogue Nerf Prison
That's where I want to stay
And I'd let that rogue review
Patch my blues away

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