What the fuck, it's sci-fi related. And I got the answer I wanted.

You scored as Moya (Farscape). You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes. </td> Moya (Farscape) 94% Deep Space Nine (Star Trek) 94% Serenity (Firefly) 94% Babylon 5 (Babylon 5) 81% SG-1 (Stargate) 75% Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix) 69% Millennium Falcon (Star Wars) 63% Bebop (Cowboy Bebop) 56% FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files) 50% Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica) 50% Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda) 38% Enterprise D (Star Trek) 38% Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics) created with QuizFarm.com

So, I've been thinking

on what it would take to actually get me to watch American Idol. Yes, I haven't ever watched it, and I don't feel I'm missing anything.

However, in the unlikely event that an exceptionally convincing transvestite should make it on the show, sing Paula Abdul's "Straight Up" and sit on Simon's lap and whip off her wig on the 'just do you love me?', yes, that would get me to watch.