for mierandra

Grandma got run over by the drama,
Posting on her LJ Christmas Eve.
Now you can say there's no such thing as Drama.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we asked her not to post.
But she forgot her medication,
And the drama spread from here out to the coast.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had whiny replies in her posts,
and an O' RLY owl mark on her back.

Grandma got run over by the drama,
Posting on her LJ Christmas Eve.
Now you can say there's no such thing as Drama.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

(No, I can't think of a good parody for the rest.)