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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I torched a busload of nuns in Angola (-1000 points). In April I pulled over and caused john_story's flat tire (-50 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, egearman (-5000 points). Last Saturday I broke tribalwynds's X-Box (-12 points). In March I turned pixelhawk in for spitting (3 points). Overall, I've been fucking evil (-6059 points). For Christmas I deserve to be left alone, for Santa is afraid of me! Sincerely, kierthos

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(Note: Considering that egearman is my brother, genocide would normally require my death. Had I not long ago determined that he is of alien origin.)