The Bastard's Unabridged Dictionary

Hymnocrites: Church going folks who believe in the peace and love of Jesus Christ towards all humanity. Except gay people, arabs, and anyone else they don't like.

text memeage

Reply with a comment and I will write something random about you.

I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.

I will list an article of clothing that I particularly remember as being yours.

I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.

I will tell you my first memory of you.

I will tell you what animal you remind me of.

I'll then ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

Put this in your journal, or else!

(Caveat: If I don't actually have an answer, I'll either ignore it or make something up.)