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So I saw another one of those anti-drug commercials. You know the ones, where it's "Poetry is my anti-drug" or "Rap is my anti-drug" or "Baseball is my anti-drug".

So I had a thought about what my anti-drug is.

My commercial would start with a dealer on a street corner selling crack to someone. It would pull back to reveal me walking up, hitting the dealer with a baseball bat across his chest, and then breaking his kneecaps.

Anger is my anti-drug. (Okay, it could be street vigilante-ism, but that doesn't roll off the tounge as well.)