Nov. 13th, 2004
No-Doz and uncertainty? Sure... just what the troops need.
Congratz, President Asshole. You're doing more to piss in the morale of the Armed Forces then anyone else. But hey, you won a mandate from, what, 52% of the voters, so it makes everything okay.
And in other news, Cheney actually still has a heart, and it may be troubling him again.
Shortness of breath? Probably comes from spewing all the bullshit.

Cheney shows doctors the "can you pinch an inch" amount he gets off of El Shrubbo's head.
Congratz, President Asshole. You're doing more to piss in the morale of the Armed Forces then anyone else. But hey, you won a mandate from, what, 52% of the voters, so it makes everything okay.
And in other news, Cheney actually still has a heart, and it may be troubling him again.
Shortness of breath? Probably comes from spewing all the bullshit.

Cheney shows doctors the "can you pinch an inch" amount he gets off of El Shrubbo's head.