Books I've read in the last week

"Four and Twenty Blackbirds" by Cherie Priest
"The DaVinci Code" by Dan Brown
"Feet of Clay" and "The Colour of Magic" by Terry Pratchett
"Wolves of the Calla" and "Everything's Eventual: 14 Dark Tales" by Stephen King
"The Golden Spiders" and "Prisoner's Base" by Rex Stout
"Transmetropolitan Vols. 1-9" by Warren Ellis
"Death Masks (The Dresden Files, Book 5)" by Jim Butcher
"Werenight" by Harry Turtledove
"The Forge (The General, book 1)" by S.M. Sterling and David Drake

And that, folks, is a slow week of reading for me...

You stole what???

Actually, they're not saying... but I think I can guess...