Wilkommen

Just noticed some people had added me to their friends lists, so I returned the favour. Same as always, if you really don't want me reading your LJ, let me know.

An oldie but a goodie

We like bitching. We like hearing about people bitch, we like seeing people bitch, we like reading about people bitch. After all, if you can't complain about something, the next best thing is seeing/hearing/reading someone else complaining. Bitching is non-denominational, knows no colour-boundaries, isn't sexist, and applies equally to every age group. Bitching is done by the highest of the high and the lowest of the low, although the topics vary. It's damn close to a universal sport (right after soccer), and will no doubt be an exhibition sport in the Olympics before too long. I can see it now... the 200m "fuck off". Topics to be chosen by a panel of independent judges. Sub-categories can include the "I don't care what the facts are, here is my point." and the "Random swearing" endurance trials.

My god, it sounds so beautiful....