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Be smarter then the damn laminator!
Oct. 4th, 2003 02:54 am1) When calling, actually talk. I had someone, no idea who, call the store, and not say anything. People, it's a phone. It requires you to say something. At least press some buttons so I know someone is there.
2) ZIP disks cannot fit in floppy drives. Floppy disks can fit in ZIP drives, but they won't work. Learn it. Live it.
3) When I am helping someone at the counter, if you walk up and immediately get an exasperated look on your face because I didn't abandon customer #1 to come to your aid, you get no goddamn sympathy. Learn how to work a copier, damnit. Likewise, if I say that I'll be with you in a minute, it's an expression, not a request to time me. Chill the fuck out.
4) Unless your occupation is that of a copier technician, then no, you aren't a goddamn copier technician.
5) Yes, oddly enough, colour copies are a lot more expensive. Funny that...
6) Also oddly enough, we don't have every single shitty program from the '80s used to make banners off of chain printers or things like that. Welcome to the 21st century.
7) How in the screaming fuck did some of these people even get to the store? Their level of intelligence doesn't even allow for the possibility of operating an automobile, much less a copier.
8) When I tell you how to use the pouch laminator, it is the only way it works, not a suggestion for you to try inventive ways of breaking it.
9) When I tell you we can't copy on a type or size of paper, it is not a conspiracy against you, your ethnicity, your school, or your church.
10) Finally, if you see me take a bite of my sandwich, it is obviously not the best time to ask me a question. You can damn well wait the extra 10 seconds for me to chew and swallow the bite of food.
2) ZIP disks cannot fit in floppy drives. Floppy disks can fit in ZIP drives, but they won't work. Learn it. Live it.
3) When I am helping someone at the counter, if you walk up and immediately get an exasperated look on your face because I didn't abandon customer #1 to come to your aid, you get no goddamn sympathy. Learn how to work a copier, damnit. Likewise, if I say that I'll be with you in a minute, it's an expression, not a request to time me. Chill the fuck out.
4) Unless your occupation is that of a copier technician, then no, you aren't a goddamn copier technician.
5) Yes, oddly enough, colour copies are a lot more expensive. Funny that...
6) Also oddly enough, we don't have every single shitty program from the '80s used to make banners off of chain printers or things like that. Welcome to the 21st century.
7) How in the screaming fuck did some of these people even get to the store? Their level of intelligence doesn't even allow for the possibility of operating an automobile, much less a copier.
8) When I tell you how to use the pouch laminator, it is the only way it works, not a suggestion for you to try inventive ways of breaking it.
9) When I tell you we can't copy on a type or size of paper, it is not a conspiracy against you, your ethnicity, your school, or your church.
10) Finally, if you see me take a bite of my sandwich, it is obviously not the best time to ask me a question. You can damn well wait the extra 10 seconds for me to chew and swallow the bite of food.