Now this would make a lot of money

Okay, there are laundramats, where you can take your clothes and wash and dry them if you don't have the appliances yourself. There are even places where you can take your laundry, drop it off, someone else does it for you, and you can come back later and pick it up. There is even a place here in town where you can have your laundry done by someone else, and play pool while you wait. Even have a cold drink if you are so inclined.

Makes a lot of money, I understand, especially from the college students.

Imagine if there was some place like this, except for doing laundry, they did the dishes. Like, you don't have a dishwasher, or you really don't want to clean that pot from last week's chili outing.

See, that would take care of two out of three of the typical bachelor's problems. He's got his laundry and dishes taken care of. All we'd need after that is for prostitution to be legal, and it would be a Bachelor Nation.

This, by the way, is the point where you are supposed to laugh.

But I'm serious (mostly) about the dishes.

Acoustic songs

You know, just off the top of my head, there are damn few songs that don't sound better as acoustic versions. Unfortunately, the Foo Fighter's "Times Like These" isn't one of them. I would dearly love to break the radio station's copy of it.