And the idiot of the week is....

May I have the envelope please, Tina?

Thank you.

The Idiot of the Week is the man who can't listen! (Okay, I didn't talk to this guy, but I overheard the conversation)

*phone rings*
*insert standard Kinko's greeting*

Idiot: I need something cut. How much will it cost?
Co-Worker: Well, it depends. How do you need it cut and how many sheets is it?
Idiot: I just need it cut in half, and it's, I don't know, 300 or 400 sheets of paper.
Co-Worker: Well, we have a machine cutter that we can put 500 sheets of paper in at a time, and it's one dollar per cut.
Idiot: But that would be $300!
Co-worker: No sir, it would be $1.
Idiot: But you said it would be $1 per cut!
Co-worker: I also said we could put 500 sheets in the cutter at once. If they're all in there, and we only make one cut on all the sheets at the same time, it's only $1.
Idiot: I don't understand.
Co-worker: Why don't you just come into the store and we'll show you.
Idiot: Okay.

*hangs up*

All other co-workers: Idiot?
Co-worker: Idiot. *sigh*

Pain not so severe, but still painful

Entering the third full day of pain in my lower left leg. Not sure what's causing it, but it's doesn't seem to be a knee problem. Seems to involve the bone somehow, but there is no way I could done anything to it which would even cause a hairline fracture. Hell(tm), I dropped the case of paper on the right foot, and it stopped hurting after 10 minutes.

It seems to be slowly decreasing in pain, as it doesn't hurt nearly as bad as it did yesterday, but if I'm still in pain on Monday, I'm going to look into getting a doctor's appointment and a cane.

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Well, shit... I'm on AIM now... seems that even though I stopped using AOL years ago, my old screen names there were never killed, so I'm not on there as Kierthos or Hadruak. If, for some reason, unfathomable even to the Almighty, you feel the need to talk to me (and I actually have the damn thing active), you can find me under the AIM nick "Saint Patbert".