It's not so much that I hate spam...

... but when I get misdirected spam, it's that much more annoying.

I live in an apartment, yet I still get spam (and ever better, phone calls) about aluminum siding.

This is on top of the penis enlargement spam, breast enlargement spam (hello! One or the other folks, please!), find your old classmates spam, visit this porn site spam, or become an online detective spam.

I really want to LART some pinhead.