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kierthos ([personal profile] kierthos) wrote2006-02-18 09:50 am

So, I've been thinking

on what it would take to actually get me to watch American Idol. Yes, I haven't ever watched it, and I don't feel I'm missing anything.

However, in the unlikely event that an exceptionally convincing transvestite should make it on the show, sing Paula Abdul's "Straight Up" and sit on Simon's lap and whip off her wig on the 'just do you love me?', yes, that would get me to watch.