Less than five minutes ago, I was thinking to myself, "I realize now why Christian have been historically persecuted and murdered so often." My sister is a born-again Christian now. She thinks I'm a pagan and is believes now in abstinence-only education and the wrongness of homosexuality. I'm about ready to burn the number of the beast into my forehead and be done with it.
Of course, maybe it's all those chemical-based frozen burrittos you eat. Hell, I'd be unreasonably angry at random things which really have no bearing on my life too, if I ate that science-lab created frankenstien of a foodstuff.
Goddamnit there is nothing wrong with those burritos!
I'm "unreasonably" angry at the local religious types because they almost never have their shit together. They do all their printing at the last minute, bitch about all the pricing, and seem to think that if I don't help them it's because I want to make the baby Jesus cry.
Also, the other third shift worker transferred to another store, and we haven't replaced him yet. So I'm working alone five nights a week instead of just two, and many of my co-workers haven't managed to grasp that I cannot do the work of two people. (Maybe one and a half people. Although for some of my co-workers, I can easily crank out five or six times their production... slack monkeys.) We also are short an assistant manager, and at least one express person. And I won't even go into the crack-induced questions I have to answer nightly that are FedEx based.
Nothing wrong with them!? Uh, huh... starting to sound more like an addiction. So, just what IS in those things? And what exactly in the ingredients is this mysterious substance they call "burrito filling"?
And do you HONESTLY think those church people, having had their "religious" lives taken away, no christians, no church, no religion, would be ANY different??? Let's aim straight here, those people are going to be idiots around EVERYTHING. If it weren't Jesus, it's be politics, if it's not politics, it'd be football, if it's not football, it's their families, or their work, or themselves... The flaw here lies in the PERSON. That is the ultimate source here.
Look, I'm all for calling an idiot an idiot, but lets stay in the ballpark here. Don't be afraid to make the attack personal. These people are morons. You might as well be blaming the color of their skin on the way they act. The church they belong to has no bearing (other than the propensity of morons to gather in large groups) on thier personality.
Let's face it, if these fuckers were Olmecs, they'd be lined up on the weekends to participate in the "How many pagan hearts can we cut out THIS week" festivities.
Can't really blame Huitzilopochtli just because these people decide for themselves how best to run a church. What the fuck is the Hummingbird God of War going to do with 50,000 burnt dead human hearts anyways???
The thing is, a lot of them are only idiots about the church crap. I've seen a lot of them in here doing different things, not just church printing.
Little League stuff? Printed a week and a half before they needed it. Business cards? Much the same. Church stuff? 3 a.m. on Sunday, and they've gone from "I can handle the copiers by myself" to "cannot speak English".
Plus, with Huitzi-whatever, there would always be the chance that they would be the weekly sacrifice...
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Of course, maybe it's all those chemical-based frozen burrittos you eat. Hell, I'd be unreasonably angry at random things which really have no bearing on my life too, if I ate that science-lab created frankenstien of a foodstuff.
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I'm "unreasonably" angry at the local religious types because they almost never have their shit together. They do all their printing at the last minute, bitch about all the pricing, and seem to think that if I don't help them it's because I want to make the baby Jesus cry.
Also, the other third shift worker transferred to another store, and we haven't replaced him yet. So I'm working alone five nights a week instead of just two, and many of my co-workers haven't managed to grasp that I cannot do the work of two people. (Maybe one and a half people. Although for some of my co-workers, I can easily crank out five or six times their production... slack monkeys.) We also are short an assistant manager, and at least one express person. And I won't even go into the crack-induced questions I have to answer nightly that are FedEx based.
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And do you HONESTLY think those church people, having had their "religious" lives taken away, no christians, no church, no religion, would be ANY different??? Let's aim straight here, those people are going to be idiots around EVERYTHING. If it weren't Jesus, it's be politics, if it's not politics, it'd be football, if it's not football, it's their families, or their work, or themselves... The flaw here lies in the PERSON. That is the ultimate source here.
Look, I'm all for calling an idiot an idiot, but lets stay in the ballpark here. Don't be afraid to make the attack personal. These people are morons. You might as well be blaming the color of their skin on the way they act. The church they belong to has no bearing (other than the propensity of morons to gather in large groups) on thier personality.
Let's face it, if these fuckers were Olmecs, they'd be lined up on the weekends to participate in the "How many pagan hearts can we cut out THIS week" festivities.
Can't really blame Huitzilopochtli just because these people decide for themselves how best to run a church. What the fuck is the Hummingbird God of War going to do with 50,000 burnt dead human hearts anyways???
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Little League stuff? Printed a week and a half before they needed it.
Business cards? Much the same.
Church stuff? 3 a.m. on Sunday, and they've gone from "I can handle the copiers by myself" to "cannot speak English".
Plus, with Huitzi-whatever, there would always be the chance that they would be the weekly sacrifice...