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[kierthos]

In reference to the Boston Marathon bombing suspect, Ted Nugent suggests that the justice system is a joke, and we should hang the dude.

No Ted... pretty sure you're the joke. Now please shut the entire fuck up.

Comments

[moonpuppy]

I wish someone could explain to me why Ted Nugent, of all the great rockers that died of drugs, plane crashes and general stupidity, continues to live. Why? Has he got a painting in an attic?

[egearman]

Well, he's certainly aging, so a painting in the attic is out.

Which leaves:

- vampire blood sustaining him (not an actual vampire himself, at least according to typical Hollywood standards).
- ghoul.
- pact with an elder/eldritch being slowing his age. No, that doesn't mean oblong.
- potions/elixir of youth. Have to watch out for that cumulative 1% 'get all the years back' chance.
- diet of bow-hunted buffalo and alcohol keeps you young looking.

[kierthos]

Apparently, Nugent has been anti-drug for a long-ass time. (Also, anti-alcohol, but just looking at him, I find that much harder to believe.)

[moonpuppy]

Generally, at the point, I'd yell "ALIENS!", but he's just too damned stupid to be an alien, as most are seen as wise and peaceful.

Or . . . it could be bunnies.