The conclusion
I've come to the conclusion (what, just now? No, a while back) that both candidates for President are equally inept, but in their own special ways.
Bush. What can be said about Bush that hasn't already been said badly by thousands of comedians, and said greatly by dozens? Hell, Jon Stewart skewers El Shrubbo and the "Shrub Council on replacing logic with pseudo-religion and idiocy" (aka the Presidential Staff) better then I ever could. The man has the intelligence of a bruised store melon, and the military competance of a pack mule. About the only thing that can't be said about him is that he doesn't actively masturbate into the American flag.
Kerry. He reminds me so much of the Smiler from Warren Ellis' Transmetropolitan (even though Edwards resembles the Smiler to a much greater degree.) That he will do or say anything to win the office of the President. Except, of course, that the Smiler actually wins, and Kerry seems to be in a slow death spiral. The man can't win for losing. He was actually in Vietnam, as opposed to National Guard crybaby GWB, but amazingly, that's been used against him (successfully) by special interest groups. Kerry is trying to appeal to to many of the wrong groups, and not enough of the right groups. (Although one could actually hope someone could be elected to the Presidency on the basis of his beliefs that didn't change with the latest exit polls, I don't see that happening this century. Didn't happen in the last half of the last one either.)
So, Bush, who is actually incompetent at anything resembling foreign policy, or any domestic fiscal policy that doesn't line the pockets of his big business friends, or Kerry, who might make a decent President if he could get his thumb out of his ass long enough to do something that would get him positive numbers over Bush.
*sigh*
Mickey Mouse is looking better and better as a write-in candidate.
Bush. What can be said about Bush that hasn't already been said badly by thousands of comedians, and said greatly by dozens? Hell, Jon Stewart skewers El Shrubbo and the "Shrub Council on replacing logic with pseudo-religion and idiocy" (aka the Presidential Staff) better then I ever could. The man has the intelligence of a bruised store melon, and the military competance of a pack mule. About the only thing that can't be said about him is that he doesn't actively masturbate into the American flag.
Kerry. He reminds me so much of the Smiler from Warren Ellis' Transmetropolitan (even though Edwards resembles the Smiler to a much greater degree.) That he will do or say anything to win the office of the President. Except, of course, that the Smiler actually wins, and Kerry seems to be in a slow death spiral. The man can't win for losing. He was actually in Vietnam, as opposed to National Guard crybaby GWB, but amazingly, that's been used against him (successfully) by special interest groups. Kerry is trying to appeal to to many of the wrong groups, and not enough of the right groups. (Although one could actually hope someone could be elected to the Presidency on the basis of his beliefs that didn't change with the latest exit polls, I don't see that happening this century. Didn't happen in the last half of the last one either.)
So, Bush, who is actually incompetent at anything resembling foreign policy, or any domestic fiscal policy that doesn't line the pockets of his big business friends, or Kerry, who might make a decent President if he could get his thumb out of his ass long enough to do something that would get him positive numbers over Bush.
*sigh*
Mickey Mouse is looking better and better as a write-in candidate.

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Ellis based the Smiler on Tony Blair, something that is very thinly disguised. Blair constantly seems like he's having a laugh, like he can't believe these shmucks put him where he is.
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As for Nader: depending on where you are, voting for him is probably the wrong way to go. Apparently sneaky Republican political strategists are attempting to get him on the election ballot in states where he could split the Democrats vote even though he isn't trying to get on them himself.
Apparently Kerry is not doing as badly as generally thought though, have a look at this article : http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/09/19/INGJ68OT8L1.DTL (found via http://www.laurennmccubbin.com/index.php). Despite what the polls may say (and I never trust polls, they're far to easy to manipulate for the result you want), Kerry still has a good chance of beating Bush - no matter how many dirty tricks Bush and cronies may use.
The whole 'Nam thing...
W's father was director of the CIA...
Durring Nam...
You don't send the son of the head of a Federal agency (any agency, but especially the CIA) to fight on forgein soil...
McCain's Father (The John Mccain who was a POW for 5 years) was promoted to Admiral of the Pacific Fleet while John was a POW...
They offered to let him go, but good man he is he refused ("First captured, first released... Let that guy go...").
Had the man been promoted BEFORE he was shot down, McCain would have been sent stateside too...
Some things you don't risk...
And Kerry's going to loose because all he does is bitch about Bush...
If the man gave some actual suggestions as to what he'd DO (aside from get bush out of office), he would have at least a small chance...
But he's not going to do that... He's already fucked up enough with never being on the same side of an issue for more that 5 minutes...
Sorry... At least Bush takes a stance on something and sticks to it...
Even if i didn't like the guy, there's something to be said for standing by what you said...
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But to most voters' minds, casting a vote for a third party candidate is throwing your vote away. Couple that with the extreme negative press that Nader has gotten stemming from the 2000 Presidential election (there are still people who blame him for Gore losing), and that the Democratic party has been actively trying to get Nader off the ballot in several states... it doesn't bode well for third party (or more then three) here in the U.S. for some time to come. I'm thinking it would take at least 20 years of work with about 10 times the current involvment to get the idea that it must be two-party out of the minds of the voters.
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Good Luck.
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Re: The whole 'Nam thing...
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Ventura was definitely in the right place at the right time, and he knew what he wanted to do. He spoke very decisively, and it got the voters attention.
Ahnold (Schwarzenegger) pretty much was in the same situation, although instead of running as an indep, he stayed with the Republican party (he has been a prominent supporter of the Republicans for a very long time), and it worked out for him. Of course, another big boost was the fact that the previous Governor of California was a Democrat, and had garnered a lot of ill will among the voters.