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kierthos ([personal profile] kierthos) wrote2012-08-15 11:50 am
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What a dumbass

Okay, so this dude broke into Steve Jobs' house and stole computers. And then... he tried to use them.

I can only imagine that the computers realized that he was not Steve Jobs, returned from the dead, and called the police. I imagine this, because the real version is a little boring.
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[personal profile] herlander_refugee 2012-08-15 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Our Apples are all equipped with a program that locates the computer on command....and the ones with cameras? They take a picture of whomever is using it at the moment as well.
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[personal profile] kierthos 2012-08-15 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but that's boring. I prefer:

Computer: THIS IS NOT STEVE. ALERT THE AUTHORITIES.

[personal profile] herlander_refugee 2012-08-15 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it is damn close, lol.
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