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The horror
If Obamacare stands, Papa John's will have to raise pizza prices up to 20 cents to deal with it.
Oh no! 20 cents more for pizza that I wasn't going to buy anyway! (I prefer Pizza Hut.)
Oh no! 20 cents more for pizza that I wasn't going to buy anyway! (I prefer Pizza Hut.)

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20 CENTS MORE PER FUCKING PIZZA TO MAKE SURE YOUR EMPLOYEES HAVE HEALTH CARE.
THE FUCKING HORROR OF IT ALL, YOU CHEAP SHIT BASTARD.
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Really, my reaction was more along the lines of, "I pay 25 cents more for a pizza and the working class gets healthcare? I'm fine with that."
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I mean, if it was "Hey, pizza will go up a dollar a slice, and we've already got Domino's, Little Caesar's and Pizza Hut on board with this as well.", now that would be a valid threat. This? Chump change.
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Papa John's regular crust is nasty as fuck.